Party on Friday (right now)

Yeah, so my sister's friend's family had a party where I am now. I tried playing games with the other kids but we just gave up after a while so me and Janet got bored and snagged a computer where I am now, being tortured by the grown-ups' horrendous singing (ohh my gawd that note was just horrible), blogging about the past few days, and (was) playing spider solitaire.
Yea.
This is Janet's blog for anyone who's interested but she only posted once, at the party.

A Brief Note about Hamsters

My sister's hamster had 4 more babies. 3 of the other 5 survived btw. So my sister's hamster (Whiskers) died, along w/ the 4 very little babies. My hamster (Taylor) and 3 "babies" are left.

The Rest of the Party on Thursday

This boy named Zachary kept knocking when we were playing games and was whining about "another iPod". we told him things lik, go to the basement, turn left, turn left, then turn right. He came back and said things lik "liars! that's a circle!" I got annoyed so I handed him this broken mp4 player and he was whining l8er, about how it "wouldn't turn on!" Emily decided to play a trick on him so she took a scrap of wrapping paper, wrote "Kick me!" on it, and stuck a piece of tape on it. She turned Zachary toward this direction and "patted his back(putting on the piece of paper)," telling him to go this way. I led him down to the basement, turned him toward the door so the other kids could see the sign, and ran away. Me, Emily, Connie, and Kristy hid in my closet. The boys kept knocking at the door so we got "weapons." Connie and Kristy got hangers and I got an umbrella while Emily got a blow-up fish (lol).
We made a hamster maze for the hamsters and filmed them going through the maze on cameras. The third baby one was really dumb. Taylor (my hamster) was the fastest-i said, it comes w/ experience!

A close-up on "X" and her family

Once my friend Maki went to X's house and her mom forced them to throw around a diaper as a ball. AND NOT EVEN A NEW ONE! A USED ONE!
Last year whenever we ate candy or talked about candy X would start lecturing us about all the diseases you can get from eating candy/chocolate. For example, once X was car-pooling with Jessica and Jessica's dad was like, "Maybe we can get some sweets." and X was all like, "NOO!" and she was like listing all the diseases and lecturing him on how candy is bad for you---according to Jess anyway. Then once Lisa said whoever guessed the number 1-10 closest to what she was thinking of would get a piece of candy and X got it and she just ate it. Also at the party on Thursday, Emily suggested we share our names and what typed of candy we like best and X said all types of candy. I notice that X only lectures when WE are eating candy and has no objection to gobbling down candy herself. She seems to have no problem shoving it down her throat.
X is like OBSESSED with Maki. Jess said once she went to X house and X was like, "Oh, hi Jess." Then when Maki came X literally ATTACKED Maki! She like jumped on top of her!! And X went to ShopRite and bought these snacks that had the word Maki in it! Lisa said X said, "It took me ages to find them!"
X is a crybaby. Lisa said X is like known for being a crybaby. Once Lisa heard this girl saying, "OMG I hate X. Once she started crying because we wouldn't let her be the leader." Also once this boy called X a name and she started crying.
X quit swim practice this year because "She wasn't strong enough so she was going to do fencing to get stronger." What the heck!? FENCING!? How is that supposed to get you stronger??
Overall, X is just a really annoying person--from what my friend's reported, and from personal experience. I know from this post it seems like I'm just saying what my friends told me but I've been affected by her annoying-ness too.

My Parents' party on Tuesday-Specifically the really annoying girl whom my parents invited

This girl---I'll call her "X"---came. She is really annoying!!! So I was reading my book and she comes and literally SMACKS her stinkin' hands over my eyes and hits my nose in the process. So I like shoved her away and my mom was glaring at me but whatevs. I acted kinda...i dunno, not really mean but kinda ignored her?....towards her and she got all annoying and was all like, "What's wrong? Are you ok? Seriously, Jackie, something's up! You're not usually like this! [me retching all over the place]". So I said things like, Oh I'm tired, etc. etc. Then we're playing truth or dare and I was dared to blindfold the person on my right and let her write her name on my leg (my friend's truth or dare app on her iTouch). LUCKY ME!! X was there!! So I figured I'd just wash it off later....pen comes off really easily in the pool btw....and X says, "I'm gonna write it in CHINESE!!!" EWWWWW EWWWW EWWW EWWW EWW EWEWWEWEW EWEWEWEWW! I was thinking what kinda freak ARE you!? So I just used a clicky pen and I clicked it so the nib wasn't out but X kept clicking it back (dunno how she knew-she was blindfolded) and checking that the nib was there SO SHE COULD WRITE HER FREAKIN' CHINESE NAME ON MY ARM (we decided on the arm instead of leg)! So I changed the pen and gave her one that didn't work and she was in the process of writing when she says, "It's not working." WHAT THE HECK?! HOW THE FREAK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE BLINDFOLDED!?!?!?And later when we're playing would you rather (another APP), X was looking over Emily's shoulder and her breath was like fogging up the screen she was so close and Emily's like looking at her all funny. Then later X's brother "Y" was crowding Emily (who was walking around the room trying to avoid him. It was funny). And after Xs family left Emily was like, "Her whole family has personal space issues." We were cracking up, talking about the annoying things X did.

My friend's sleepover on wednesday

There are these girls on my swim team who I am good friends with. I wen't to swimming early on wednesday/with my sister so my dad didn't have to take my sister, come home, then take me. I was doing my HUGE Geometry assignment when my dad called to ask if i was OK (he went to buy something). I said I was fine and I saw I had some missed messages so I checked and it was my friend Jessica. She said Lisa was at her house (Maki went to Japan) for a sleepover (that we'd been DYING to have but didn't really have much hope of having, just like how we failed to watch New Moon together) and PLEASE could I come? I gave Lisa (I asked Jess to let Lisa talk because Jess always sticks her mouth really close to the phone so I can't really tell what she's saying) my dad's cell # and told her to call him and ask. During swim practice she said he said probably not. But we were planning to BEG BEG BEG-on our knees, if it really came to that-my dad. But anyway when we came out of the locker room my dad was talking to Jess's mom, asking her to tell him her address so we all started screaming and jumping up and down because we knew we WERE gonna hav a sleepover-well, 2 least, I was able to go.
I went home, got my stuff, and my dad drove me to her house-he was kinda grumpy though i think because I didn't practice violin-and we played MarioKart (I suck SO bad....i fell of Rainbow Road every 2 secones) and Guitar Hero. And Jess and I were chatting w/ this random person on Lisa's Facebook account while she was playing Guitar Hero (btw all of a sudden Jess said, "r u hot?" to this kevin dude and he was all like wtf and i was dropping my head in my hands cuz i did NOT type that...jess did. so i saved the day by replying, "i TOLD u i hav a split personality" but then Lisa came and X-ed out of her account. We watched Youtube videos and went upstairs and played Would You Rather and then in the morning we played Mario Brawl (or something like that) and a bit of guitar hero and Jess found out after Lisa left that she was still logged into her facebook account. And that's the story of my friend's sleepover on Wednesday (o gawd if my language teacher saw my closing sentence!)

How I Knew I Was Gonna Get A Bathrobe (Partly) For Christmas Before I Opened My Present

I went to my friend's sleepover on wednesday and when my dad picked me up on thursday he took me to wal-mart because we needed to buy juice for the christmas party, plus my mom was shopping for stuff in there. I was waiting to check-out with my mom, who kept telling me to go buy my dad's breakfast (mcdonald's that was in wal-mart) with him so i didn't because i suspected she was doing some last-minute christmas shopping, and she said "if santa got you a bathrobe would you like it to be like this [patting a swath of polyester plaid blue stuff]? or white?" and i was like, "whatever. it's just a bathrobe, its not like anyone's gonna see me in it so that one's fine."
and THAT'S how I knew I was gonna get a bathrobe (partly) for Christmas before I even opened my present.

Also the package felt fat, which the bathrobe definitely was.

A Compilation of My Christmas Gifts

~Lip Gloss (Connie)
 ~Chocolates (Mandy)
~Chocolate Orange (Kelly)
~Singing Penguin holding a Snow Globe-type thing that has a fan inside that blows these chunks around and it lights up and says Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays(Anna)
~Lotion (Lisa)
~Dog-thing(Lisa)
~Candy (Lisa)
~Sweater (Chrissy)
~Lotion (Chrissy)
~Lotion (Prakriti)
~Hershy Kisses (Prakriti)
~Bracelet (Vivian)
~Bracelet (Dora)
~Handmade pipe-cleaner flower ring-thing (Dora)
~Labbit[stuffed animal=>rabbit w/ mustache....rlly cute!!!] (Kristy)
~Earrings ("Santa")
~A CD [Taylor Swift's Fearless Platinum Edition] ("Santa")
                          and last, but not least,
~Bathrobe ("Santa")

Phobias

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing. Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.(Ancraophobia)
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia)
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Autmatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsely represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying
Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia)
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Chiroptophobia- Fear of bats.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia- Fear of food.(Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridphobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venerealdisease.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia)
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.(Domatophobia, Oikophobia)
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia- 1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- 1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.
Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimaphobia, Cheimatophobia, Psychrophobia)
Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Gelotophobia- Fear of being laughed at.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite gender
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia- Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia- Fear of road travel.
Hormephobia- Fear of shock.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia- Fear of poison.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia- Fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia- Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Lygophobia- Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia- Fear of machines.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melissophobia- Fear of bees.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Microbiophobia- Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Misophobia or Mysophobia- Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia- Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles.
Mottephobia- Fear of moths.
Musophobia or Muriphobia- Fear of mice.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia- Fear of small things.
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime. (Blennophobia)
Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.(Domatophobia, Eicophobia)
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Pathophobia- Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Pediculophobia- Fear of lice.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia- Fear of children.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald. Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia- Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia- Fear of many things.
Poinephobia- Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia- Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia- Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of drugs.
Prosophobia- Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia- Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia- Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.
Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
Rhbdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fearof magic (wand)
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Siderodromophobia- Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia- Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Snakephobia- Fear of snakes. (Ophidiophobia)
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia- Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Technophobia- Fear of technology.
Teleophobia- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Thermophobia- Fear of heat.
Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.
Tremophobia- Fear of trembling.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia, Hypertrichophobia)
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.
Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.


You guys better be thankful! When I copied this from my file, it turned out double-spaced, which bothers me, so I had to delete the empty rows and it made my arm/hands hurt!
Anyways just some interesting info I thought peculiar people might enjoy.

OMG! HAMSTERS!

MY HAMSTER AND MY SISTER'S HAMSTER HAD BABIES!
unfortunately, mine was the guy. (I'll never be able to look at my hamster in the same way again! *sob* lol)
Good thing is, I had originally named my "girl" hamster Taylor but if its a guy it can also be Taylor so I don't have to rename it! (someone told me to name it Carl)
So now there are 7 hamsters in the cage, five of them peanut-sized, pink skinned, and creepy looking.

Funny thing

You know how we call people "hot" in America? On Saturday I heard the dance teacher and a bunch of the moms/dancers talking about the emcee, calling him "hot" in Chinese! It was hilarious!
I mean, they're pretty much all married and most of them have kids (maybe all of them)!

Obnoxious Chinese Movie

There's this Chinese movie/legend about some dude whose goddess mom married a human so she was going to be punished by being trapped under a mountain for a really long time. So the dude decides to save her. I saw the cartoon movie when I was littler. Well, they've been showing a long "real people" version of the movie thats been "a bit" changed from the story. So a whole lot of people die for the stupid dude (I'm gonna call him Obnoxious for now), just so he could save his mom. I was all annoyed because I hated Obnoxious from the beginning and now all these people die for him and he's not even worth it! (btw he looks like a girl and he talks all dramatic and annoyingly and hes just really obnoxious! hence, my nickname for him) So I was all complaining about the stupid movie and guess what? All the people who died for him just came back to life! Do you know how stupid that is? URGH! It just bothers me SO much, especially that I can't complain about people dying for a worthless dude anymore!!!

Saturday

On Saturday there was a dress rehearsal for some show or something. So I was running in the hall and I turned a corner and I managed to fall and slide a foot or two so now on three spots on my left leg it hurts real bad. Typical me. :(

Another Thanksgiving Party

On Friday my parents had a party at my house. It was kinda a dud. This girl called Amy came. She told Michelle (my younger sister) and me that she was “Eleven. And a half. So technically twelve [shrug].” She was kinda weird. Her mom gave us gift cards from Target (lolz). And she wrote our names on in the house right in front of our faces which I assume means she didn’t know our names before she got to our house which is downright rude considering she’s friends with my parents. And then she gave Michelle’s gift card to me, and mine to Michelle! Michelle and I looked at them, looked at each other, and almost burst out laughing. Then at dinner Amy’s dad was all like “Kids shouldn’t be allowed in the dining room, they’ll spill juice all over the carpet and table! (in Chinese, of course)” It was so annoying and I WAS GOING TO SCREAM IN HIS FACE!


First of all, we weren’t even kids! We were all teenagers, except for Danny. And Danny really likes food so I don’t think he’s gonna spill his food anytime soon.

Second of all, we weren’t even drinking juice! We were drinking soda! (such a big difference!)

Third of all, the grown-ups took up the kitchen table so how do you expect us to sit there?

Lastly, IT WASN’T EVEN HIS HOUSE! SO HE SHOULDN’T STOP WORRYING ABOUT MY HOUSE AND START WORRYING WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE GOT OUR HANDS ON HIM!

He was so stupid and ugly and old and annoying and he was talking about “the kids (me, Dora, Penny, Anna, Danny)” like we weren’t even there, or like we couldn’t understand Chinese so it didn’t matter if he was practically shouting (hello, we ARE Chinese!), or like we were “below” him and the adults or something! I was gonna kick him out of the house if I wouldn’t have gotten grounded afterwards! I actually really hate Amy’s entire family! Well, Amy was ok but she was really weird and I don’t really like her that much either but I don’t really have anything against her.

And then my mom told us to eat this soup that Amy’s dad made!? We were like, “We ain’t eatin anythin’ that old guy made or touched!”

OMG THAT GUY WAS SO OBNOXIOUS!!!!!!!

Thanksgiving Party

I went to my friend Emily’s house for a Thanksgiving party on Thursday. We played Wii games, Hide-and-seek (in which I managed to knock over a table that had a vase full of rocks that we had to pick up-luckily nothing broke-and I knocked it over last year too), Truth-or-Dare, and Uno (which I didn’t play because I don’t really know how). Truth-or-dare was the best! Emily was dared to lick a bar of soap (Connie’s dad had a Trugh-or-Dare APP on his iPhone) so she went to her mom’s bathroom to get soap and her mom was in the bathroom. We heard her knocking on the door and she was all like, “I need a bar of soap! Can you give me a bar of soap? Mom, just open the door a little and hand it to me!” We were laughing SO hard. For the Open Dares, the person’s hair was done crazily by the other players, and the person had to walk through all the rooms that there were people in with the other players following. That was fun until I had to do it. When Connie went her mom was all like, “Connie what’s wrong with your hair? What did you do?” and she had this horrified expression of her face. :D

Good times, good times

My friend told me this and I thought it was really great so here goes:
Edward is on your left, Jacob on your right. Which side should you go towards?

The answer?

















Go straight forward to Mike Newton.

THE OUTSIDERS

I have to write an essay for the outsiders on either:
What determines your path in life?
or
What is an outsider?
(I chose the first one)

ITS TAKING ME 4EVR! I CAN'T FOCUS AND I DON'T EVEN REALLY GET WHAT IM SUPPOSED 2 DO! I JUST CAN'T DO IT 2 GOOD! AND WHEN I FINALLY DID IT...it wasn't 2 good.

Chinese movies

Chinese movies are so sad. Everyone is always oh so dramatic and stupid. I'm like, no one talks or acts like that in real life! They go on and on and on and on and on when something happens and I'm like, shut up and suck it! Get over it you morons!
And they're always so long! My grandma's been watching this one since, what, MARCH, and she's STILL watching it! (wait never mind I think she gave up because it was so long)
No wait I just asked it ended about a month ago. But still! Thats like 7 months! Every day! NO ONE CARES ABOUT RANDOM PEOPLE'S COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC LIVES!!! STOP MAKING POINTLESS MOVIES!!!
And you know when in the movies all the people are like flying off the walls and stuff? So I saw one where this guy like jumped off a balcony and like floated down so he could fight this very violent and obnoxious princess girl. And my sister was chasing me around the house one day and I was preparing to slide down the staircase when my mom caught me and was like, NO NO NO IN THE MOVIES WHERE THEY JUMP OFF THE BUILDINGS ARE FAKE! IF YOU JUMP OFF THE STAIRS YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! (for some reason she thought I was trying to jump off the staircase or something)

CHINESE  MOVIES ARE SO OBNOXIOUS!

Geometry Part III

YAY! WE HAD A GEOMETRY QUIZ YESTERDAY AND I GOT A 96%! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD (FOR ME)!
OMG so yesterday my dad was all like, geometry is fun! And I was like, not if when you get something wrong you FAIL! And then he was like lecturing me on this math problem he couldn't solve during some competition (probably math counts or something) in high school and he "only figured it out in the last few years." And he showed me and it made NO SENSE at ALL! And he didn't win that competition by the way, he got second place. I was like, "shame on you, daddy! Second place isn't good enough! You have to get first! And even when you get first you have to do BETTER! Cause thats how asians are!" and he started laughing.
Too bad he doesn't understand that I am serious.

False Accusations

Today my friend (*cough cough "Topaz Girl"*) accused me of leaving a comment on her blog which "offended" her...(it was about Edward/Jake or something like that...because Twilight is oh so important!)

:P

I don't like false accusations because they're what assumers make!!!!

Email

I NEVER have time to check my dang email! I won't check it for 2 days and there are like 20 dang new messages! And I never get to finish checking and my dang inbox is always flooded and my parents won't even LET me go on Gmail and its SO annoying because they won't let me text either so, like, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH MY FRIENDS?

Assumers

I HATE ASSUMERS! Like people will just ASSUME that I did something, when I DIDN'T! Whenever I'm on the computer my parents ASSUME that I'm playing games but I AM NOT! I AM DOING MY HOMEWORK OR CHECKING MY DANG EMAIL (check "Email"). I hate it when people make false accusations (check "False Accusations")

Analyzing my Actions

Ok you know in Literature class when you have to analyze books and people's words and actions and stuff? I think I have been doing that WAY too much because I am finding myself analyzing my actions, my friend's actions, whatever people are saying.....
For example this one girl always makes stuff up (I think) to make herself seem all great so people will like her (how I analyzed her actions). She said she failed her test than later she said she got a C. I said, didn't you say you failed this morning? And she was like, no I meant I asian failed.
Really? Why didn't you say so. Because of course I believe you!!

Horror Movies Part II

OMG at my friend's sleepover, as I said, we were being dumb so we were watching horror movie trailers like Mirrors, Haunting in Connecticut, Drag me to H-E-double hockey sticks, etc.....and I am literally DYING! I can't open doors because I'm afraid of what's going to be behind it (The Strangers), I can't look into mirrors, especially at night (Mirrors), I can't look out the window (The Strangers), I'm NEVER going to adopt a child like I was planning to for when I grow up (Orphan), I can't go upstairs by myself (The Grudge), I can't go into the laundry room (The Grudge), I can't ride back to my house after tutoring because it's dark out (The Strangers and Drag me to H-E-double hockey sticks), I will NEVER take a job as a tax-helper or whatever the girl from Drag me to H-E-double hockey stick's job was (obviously Drag me to H-E-double hockey sticks), I will ONLY move into houses nobody has lived in before/new houses (Haunting in Connecticut, Paranormal Activity), I won't go into creepy abandoned or in-the-middle-of-nowhere places (The Last House on the Left, The Grudge, The Strangers)...the list goes ON and ON! I am freaked out ALL the time and I might want to go to the "hypnotizers" or whatever just so they can help me forget about it or something, because I seriously CANNOT stand this much longer!!!

Lunch on Thursday

On Thursday my mom and some of her friends went to lunch so of course me, my sister, and my grandma HAD to come too. Well it was at this new chinese place and the food was all REALLY spicy and I was like burning up! And everyone was all like, omg the food is so good! They made us wait until the OWNER came so they could tell him to open another store near where we live! I was dying of boredem! And I loathed the waiter. He was like glaring at us! And my sister was standing there (ok I have to admit a bit obnoxiously) with her butt sticking out and he was glaring at her so hard and I was like cracking up.
And they had this plate of Jolly Ranchers and I took like six.

My friend's sleepover!

So I went to my friend's sleepover on Friday. It was awesome. We watched the proposal which was awesome (yeah...i watched it on Halloween too but it was SO amazing I didn't mind watching it again), and then we watched He's Just Not That Into You, which was......ehhhh. But there was this really funny part, where this woman like, smashes her mirror on the ground. So we're like cracking up and my friend's friend goes, "She's gonna break her broom if she cleans that up." And we're like, "Omg all you can think about is cleaning up the mess?" and then the woman leaves the room and comes back with a broom and starts cleaning up the mess and we were like cracking into pieces I tell you!!
Also Japanese candy is AMAZING!!!!

Horror Movies

I am freaking out! Ever since I watched the first 5 minutes of the Grudge and my friend told me about the movie The Strangers I've been going psycho! I was literally standing for 10 minutes two days ago deciding whether to go close the blinds or not. I didn't want to see this thing that happened in The Strangers but I was afraid something was going to jump out at me. Then I stood for 10 minutes trying to will myself to go upstairs to bed because of the Grudge. And three or four days ago I was standing for 10 minutes trying to will myself to go into the laundry room, which you can enter the attic from
I think I have issues.
I would like to forget all this. I am so dumb. I watched the trailer for Orphan and now I don't want to ever adopt anyone even though that was my plan since third grade.
Sigh.
I wish I could forget all the bad/scary images in my brain.

This girl named Crystal

Ok so I was at my violin teacher's studio class performance-thingie on Halloween in the afternoon and there's this 9 year old girl named Crystal who went last and OH MY GOD she was AMAZING! She was going into like 5th position! I only learned that LAST year! Well turns out Crystal has been on Sesame Street (you know, like when they got Yo Yo Ma to play) and stuff. She has her own manager. She's practically famous! So I ask her, "Did you meet anyone famous?" and she goes "No [shaking her head]. Oh wait, yeah, Michelle Obama."


SHE'S MET MICHELLE OBAMA! I AM SOOOOO JEALOUS! AND I KNEW RIGHT AWAY MY ASIAN MOM WOULD BE ALL LIKE, "OH MY GOD WHY AREN'T YOU AS GOOD AS HER? WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE GOOD POSTURE LIKE HER? WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HER?"

I WAS READY TO DIE RIGHT THEN!

Social Studies Project

We're doing geography in social studies and my group is South Asia. I have India (yippee! jkjk). Other countries in my group are Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Sri Lanka. So we have to do a booth, like a travel agency thing, to show what we've learned about the countries and what makes them a region. So we were supposed to write 5 paragraphs on different subjects, one each and one altogether and guess what? My group didn't do them. I was the only one who did my paragraph correctly. One girl "left it at home" and this guy wrote his pararaph (that was obviously copy-and-pasted from a website) about the BAD things about our region's economy, when we're supposed to MAKE PEOPOLE WANT TO COME VISIT IT. So now I have to do all five paragraphs! And the rotten thing is, I have to research everything because I don't know about the other countries that the other kids had. And they didn't worry AT ALL today during class. They just tried to think of a jingle and a slogan and a gimmick, all minor things, while I WORKED MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO DO THE WORK OF FOUR PEOPLE AT ONCE! And so we were supposed to finish the stuff for homework and they go, "Jackie, you do the paragraphs and the ISN page!" and they said they'd do the easy things that they already did in class! So they have NO homework while I have to do the stinkin' work of FOUR STINKIN' PEOPLE!
*But i was smart and told this girl to do the ISN page, which she probably won't do. Oh well.

Why I dont like my math teacher

I am scared of my math teacher. Because of her I now hate the color purple and the number 2. Why? She always writes in purple and I failed both my chapter 2 test last year and my chapter 2 quiz this year. I used to be so good at math and I never had to study much but it all changed and now I'm struggling to keep a B! The first time I got a B i cried and now I'm relieved to get a B because I've gotten much worse grades. My friend and I's mantra before getting a quiz or test or lab back is: Please let me have gotten at least a B. Please let me have gotten at least a B. Please let me have gotten at least a B!
I even had 4 dreams about math already! Last year I had a test and I dreamed that I got a 96 on it and was showing everyone (I didn't really get a 96. I got an 85 or something like that). I had two dreams about homework: in one, we were supposed to "finish the page" or something like that and I only did the bottom half of the first page because I didn't know we were supposed to finish the entire exercises and she was yelling at me. The other was that in my agenda I wrote "Problems # 1-14, 23-13" or something like that and I didn't know how we were supposed to do 21-13 so I didn't do it and I was freaking out and thinking, ok I have math last today so I'll do it during lunch. and I knew she was going to yell at me. I don't remember the last one because I had that one second.
So therefore concludes my rant about my math teacher.

Extracurricular Activities

My mom wants me to join either Math Counts or Newspaper Club and I don't want to join either! I joined pit so maybe I wouldn't have to but nooooo, "I made you quit karate so you could do extracurricular activities!" and now I have to join one. And they had math counts today and I didn't go and my grandma was yelling at me cuz she told me to go to the meeting today.
Well guess what? I ain't going to no stupid Math Count meeting. I am doing newspaper club because I am scared of the math teacher and I just can't stand having to spend an extra hour or two with her. iI just can't.

Geometry Part II

I was happily doing my geometry homework and then there was a problem I didn't know so I asked my dad and he was like yelling at me because "this is so easy! why can't you do it? you're not fully understanding it!" it sucks having genius asian parents. even my math teacher says she feels bad for me after we asians told her about the "five gazillion different ways to do a problem (according to my friend" our asian parents try to explain to us!
also i have a B in geometry. on my progress report the teacher said "needs to improve effort at this time."
grrr. grrrr.

Halloween

Halloween was SO awesome! I went to a get-together at my friend's house. A total of 10 people showed up. Costumes consisted of:

• robber
• emo-girl-thing-that-was-just-attacked? not too sure actually
• baby
• cat
• girl
• minnie mouse
• blueberry (it was awesome!)
• cat
• vampire-goth-girl-thing? also not too sure
• person who just won the lottery (me!)---i was originally a devil fairy that just won the lottery but the wings were annoying and kept smacking other people and i didn't feel like wearing the horns or devil tail so i just carried around my giant wad of LIFE money.

We were going to watch The Grudge but we got too scared after five minutes and decided to watch The Proposal instead. Which was really funny and made everything good again! :D

When we went trick-or-treating there were some really annoying houses. For example one had a sign that said "Sorry no more candy" and another had a sign that said "We're eating right now" and there were a lot of houses that had empty bowls and signs saying "Please take one (smiley face)" so we rang the doorbell a lot and ran away.

When we got back from trick-or-treating cuz it was pouring like crazy we finished watching The Proposal and then watched Project Runway until we all got picked up.

IT WAS AWESOME!

Lunch

The lunch food is so bad. I mean, I'll look at it to try to decide what to get and I'll lose my appetite. Like, no joke. I can't finish my lunch and I'm always half-starved by the end of the day. And don't even get me started on the lunch ladies! They're SO annoying! Last year there was this lunch lady named Suzie or something and when you said you didn't want the disgusting cinnamon apples or pears or something she'd roll her eyes at you like, "God these bratty spoiled kids are so obnoxious!" Also they NEVER tell you to bring in money and/or if you're owing money! Last year I couldn't get lunch at all one day because I owed too much money and they didn't tell me! Also today I found out I owed over a dollar...and only because I asked! And today there was a fight during lunch and the lunch ladies and/or chaperones didn't even do anything! They went to get the vice principal instead of trying to stop the fight...like the vice principal could have done anything either.
Therefore they should ban lunch ladies and build robot ones instead that would cook food you would actually EAT!

Geometry

You wanna know what else bugs me like crazy? Geometry. It's really pointless. I mean, its not like when you buy a brick or something the label will say "The brick is 5x+7 in.*7x-3 in. The perimeter is 44 in. and the area is 37 sq. in." YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA USE PROOFS!!! So WHY do we have to spend all our dang time studying for tests and quizzes when WE'RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING WE'RE GONNA USE!!!

Breaststroke

You know whats really pointless? Breastroke! You swim and you swim and you swim and you move about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 iph(inch per hour) and its really tiring! And its not like you're going to swim breastroke to get away from a shark? Its not like, "Ooh a shark is chasing me let me swim breaststroke thats gonna get me away!" You're barely gonna get a foot before its bye-bye you!!!

Sister

my sister flung a picture and it hit me between my mouth and nose and it started bleeding. it looks terrible. :'(

Gym Class

We're doing fitness testing in gym class and I am (sadly) hardly in a good shape. I haven't been going to swim practice since...April, I think? And before THAT I had a good few weeks of break from Competitive Swim Team. So I didn't work that hard in April. And I doubt I could make even a 00:36 for my 50 free anymore, much less the 00:30:44 I worked so hard to accomplish...sigh...its practically a miracle I managed to stay alive at fitness testing today...and I did all right on the sit-ups...well I guess my coach's punishment of swimming fly did wonders on my stomach muscles so I may not be THAT far behind...



yeah right.



I am soooo gonna die when swim team starts again!

School Days

Ahh! I've only been in school 7 days and I'm already stressed out!

Secret Message!!

If you actually figure out what this says you have no life.

Types of People Who Annoy Me

• Copycats
• Toe-pullers (the annoying ppl @ swim practice who pull on you're toes trying to pass you)
• Obnoxious stalkers
• Mindless goody-goodies
• People who are clingy
• Mean and conceited people
• People who are gross
• Hypocrites
• Assumers (people who just ASSUME instead of asking)
• People who don't listen
• People who don't understand what you said even after you've explained it so many times you cant even count them!
• Annoying people

Klutziness

klutziness can be painful, you know. Like that time i tripped while walking in the hall and semi-slid down this mini-ramp thing in the hallway and made my knee bleed. And that time I was shaking the wrinkles out of my pants after they came out of the laundry and the strings you can use to tighten them (girls you know what i mean...hopefully) had metal button thingies on them and whipped my leg painfully. And when my friend and I tried riding the same bike down a concrete ramp/hill thing in a park and i panicked and fell off the bike and the bike fell on me and my friend fell on the bike and i made my other knee bleed. And when I half-slid and half-fell down/off a tree and made a gash-like thing on my leg after losing my grip. And when my sister and I tried skip-racing to the car down a concrete ramp/hill thing and i tripped and kinda slid down and ripped my fave jeans and made my knee bleed. And when i somehow kicked my right foot with my left and made it bleed. And when, at a party, we were playing tag and i ran into the wall and made a bruise on my knee. And the multiple times i fell down the stairs. And yesterday night when I bent down to close a drawer and hit my head on the dresser and made it bleed. Real smooth.

a random story my sister wrote at the same time i wrote mine because we got bored

No time for Magic

Once upon a time, there was a little girl skipping in the park with a sweet, syrupy voice. She was beautiful. She was humble. She was a princess. She had fine, silky blonde hair, and emerald eyes. She had a beautiful name: Isabella. She ALSO had magical powers. She also has a friend. Her name is Alyssa. She had curly black hair and blue eyes. She didn’t have magic, and didn’t know Isabella had magic.
It was weird, how Isabelle couldn’t use magic in front of her BEST FRIEND. Once, Isabella tried to explain, but Alyssa said, “No time for fairy tales, let’s go!” Isabella hadn’t known what to say, so she followed Alyssa. Now, at the age of ten, she was ready to spill the beans.
“Oh, Midnight,” Isabella stoked her black dog. It had a moon on it’s forehead. Midnight wasn’t bad luck. Alyssa still does. Some friend she is. In fact, she was magnificent luck! Not Good luck, GREAT LUCK! Isabella was practically screaming in her head. But still, Isabella sat swinging her legs.
Isabella decided she would write a letter. So she did:

Dear Alyssa,
I have magical powers. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you.
From, Isabella.

Isabella folded the letter and stuck in the gigantic mail box. The next time Isabella saw Alyssa, like what, one week, they both lived honestly happily ever after.
THE END

A random story i wrote when i got bored just like i am now

Once upon a time, in a kingdom long, long ago—
Oh, whatever.
I’ll stop with the “fairy tale” talk.
Here’s the deal:
There was a gorgeous, radiant, dazzling princess named Alexandria Belinda Cassandra, or ABC for short. How shall I describe her sheer loveliness? Her beautiful golden curls…they glimmered and sparkled and shone, her magnificent emerald eyes were like the most precious stones in the universe. Her petite figure was always perfectly poised, back straight as an arrow, rose pink lips in the faintest of smiles.
There was only one teensy tiny problem with her.
She was the biggest, baddest brat in the kingdom.
She liked the scare the maids and steal their wages, promising to fire them if they told. She liked to frighten the stable boys into starving the horses to death. She liked to threaten the knights and force them to lose their tournaments to embarrass themselves. She loved to watch others suffer, even cute animals like the cat she received for her seventh birthday.
The people guarding the gate found it in the moat not even a week later, drowned and thoroughly dead. It could have been an accident, but the princess’s usually closed window was mysteriously and mysteriously open that day…
When the princess came of age suitors far—and ONLY far—came in flocks, begging for her hand in marriage (the princes in kingdoms near hers had heard of her horridness). She scared away almost every one of them. Except one.
It was a sunny day when Prince Terrence Michael Oliver came. He, unfortunately, wasn’t exactly the “dream prince.” His hair was messy and dirty, eyes small and squinty…He was so ugly even the flies couldn’t stand to be near him. And he certainly wasn’t smart or good at jousting or nice. He too scared the maids, frightened the stable boys, and threatened the knights. But, alas, he took this even one step further: he bullied his parents, the king and queen and the kingdom was practically run by Prince Terrence Michael Oliver, or TMO for short.
The banquet went well, the prince buttering up the king and queen so much they practically fell in love with him.
That night the queen and king talked with the princess.
“He’s so charming!” the queen and king said.
“He’s ugly.” the princess sneered.
The king and queen looked at each other, paused, and then went on, “Honey, this may come as a shock to you but you’re not a real princess.” They then went on to explain how their daughter, Flora, who was the REAL princess, and ABC were intentionally switched as birth so Flora could grow up un-pampered and in a good surrounding so she would know the conditions of the people and therefore run the kingdom much better. TMO and the REAL prince, Alexander, had been switched for the same reason too. Flora and Alexander’s marriage had been arranged at birth and so was ABC and TMOs’.
The “princess” was horrified.
When ABC and TMO were married so were Princess Flora and Prince Alexander. Flora was plain, ABC thought. Straight mousy brown hair, bland brown eyes. However, to the real prince, who was handsome beyond handsome, Flora’s inner kindness shone out. Flora really WAS lovely…her warm brown eyes practically glowed with kindness.
ABC and TMO lived in a small village for the rest of their lives, sour and rotten to the core. They were given nicknames by the townspeople: A Big Canker and The Mean One.
Flora and Alexander would have lived happily ever after but Alexander died not long after the wedding.
But, hey, that’s how life works. You don’t always get the “happily ever after,” which is precisely why there wasn’t much of a “once upon a time” to this story either.

Twilight

What is it with people and twilight? They all have twilight t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob or Emmett or Bella etc etc etc and twilight bracelets and twilight books and the movie. When i went to Alaska they had cartoon moose twilight t-shirts! My friend even has a blog! http://www.warmgold.blogspot.com/
(Check it out)

Dreams

I kinda have random dreams all the time................sadly, I'm not even kidding.
Here are some of them:

• We were on a cruise. All the people from my school and my school’s sister school that is. (Why are they called sister schools? Instead of brother schools? Not that I’m complaining) And there was this party or something. and this old Indian dad was being really annoying and he like liked me or something (I know this is really weird) and he was like oh that girl is so pretty and he kept like following me around and offering me free stuff and I yelled at him 2 go away but I wasn't really ME you know? Like I mean I WAS me but I looked like someone else? Not sure how to explain. So like the Indian person like performed this love song or something and made "me" come on stage and we were supposed to kiss or something but I slapped him across the face and I think he fell off the ship but I’m not sure, maybe just off the stage. And then the next day me and two friends of mine went to find my bffl who goes to xrds at the pool/hot tub place and she WAS in the hot tub. But then these 2 friends of hers (I think they were these sisters but I'm not sure) blocked us and told us THEY were her friends now and we couldn't hang with her but then she saw us and started scolding them and then my sister woke me up.
• My dad was in jail (not sure why but it was creepy)
• This girl Eileen was in a piano fixing store near the Dunkin Donuts thats near my school and I rode there in a little plastic red tricycle
• There was a purple Funky Monkey Person at Y.A.P (takes place at rider university)
• I watched a movie where the bats & vampires came to life
• There was a crazy witch from Goosebumps (series) in the "park" (in my neighborhood) that I had to get rid of while babysitting little kids and there was a pond in the park
  It was winter and there was this amazing beautiful pond in the "park" (above) and I discovered it and we had a pool party and this creepy boy was following me around and I found this queen butterfly thingie that danced and was a miniature person with wings. She was Spanish.
• My mom & grandma went to Uranus in a purple rocketship and my dad, my sister, and I were in a park waiting for them to come back. They wore purple suits too
• Harry potter was in Indian Fields and I was hiding somewhere and all the girls were whispering about him
• McDonald's Play place was falling down; like the world was being destroyed & I had to save it
• During my Language teacher's class that was held in my literature teacher's room, these two kids were wrestling. One of them lost. Then the language teacher's baby son, in frilly white (cannot see his face) wrestles with the kid who lost. The baby wins. During lunch, 45 min. long, there is a window. We can see boat rides. My friend says we should ride but no time, and lunch supervisors would not let us. Plan to escape one day. At Gym, there was a dissing contest between these two girls. I say "nice" to one of them after a particularly nice one and she challenges this guy.
• We lived in (Bottle Caps) the city/town/territory. If we pass the boundary line, we enter Kronos' land and are caught. I replaced one of the girls who escaped from Kronos' prison (in a closet)
• I and two of my friends were at Hershey Park going on the big rides like Fahrenheit, Sidewinder, Stormrunner, etc. We went on sidewinder but we had to catch the bus so we left.
• (I named this one Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince takes two!) The scene from getting the (fake) horcrux was in the piano room in my house. I (Ginny or something) hugged Harry who said, "We're going on a honeymoon!" then all the dead bodies came so we couldn't. We all yelled spells (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna, Ginny), like Sectumsempra. I hide under my desk in the computer room. Flashback to when I was a baby. I have always been able to "fly" (flutter around). This guy from my orchestra is one of the corpses (only doesn't look like a corpse) and he approaches me near the kitchen. I am shocked when he seems to want to kill me. I say, "You're in my orchestra--right?" (The orchestra conductor appears, nods yes) "Yeah, and you're in my school and live near me--and you want to kill me?" This guy from my orchestra nods. End Scene!!!
• The dance troupe I'm in are all at a "Water Park"...we're sitting in tube tires and on blue, red...slides w/ water pushing us. Even the teacher. Me and my bffl are next to each other.
  We had dance class in a building where there were summer camps going on.
  The gym had a zip line to the moon where there was an expensive car I was afraid was going to fall off. My gym teacher was on the moon, taking care of kids who go and make sure they go back. Another gym teacher on other end. I learned to do a "flamenco (or something like that)" that was really a back handspring and showed off. People were playing badminton and some kids from my elementary school were there.
• I was helping Jacob stall Bella and Edward's wedding (Twilight) and trying to convince her not to become a vampire.