Chinese movies are so sad. Everyone is always oh so dramatic and stupid. I'm like, no one talks or acts like that in real life! They go on and on and on and on and on when something happens and I'm like, shut up and suck it! Get over it you morons!
And they're always so long! My grandma's been watching this one since, what, MARCH, and she's STILL watching it! (wait never mind I think she gave up because it was so long)
No wait I just asked it ended about a month ago. But still! Thats like 7 months! Every day! NO ONE CARES ABOUT RANDOM PEOPLE'S COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC LIVES!!! STOP MAKING POINTLESS MOVIES!!!
And you know when in the movies all the people are like flying off the walls and stuff? So I saw one where this guy like jumped off a balcony and like floated down so he could fight this very violent and obnoxious princess girl. And my sister was chasing me around the house one day and I was preparing to slide down the staircase when my mom caught me and was like, NO NO NO IN THE MOVIES WHERE THEY JUMP OFF THE BUILDINGS ARE FAKE! IF YOU JUMP OFF THE STAIRS YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! (for some reason she thought I was trying to jump off the staircase or something)
CHINESE MOVIES ARE SO OBNOXIOUS!
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