My Parents' party on Tuesday-Specifically the really annoying girl whom my parents invited

This girl---I'll call her "X"---came. She is really annoying!!! So I was reading my book and she comes and literally SMACKS her stinkin' hands over my eyes and hits my nose in the process. So I like shoved her away and my mom was glaring at me but whatevs. I acted kinda...i dunno, not really mean but kinda ignored her?....towards her and she got all annoying and was all like, "What's wrong? Are you ok? Seriously, Jackie, something's up! You're not usually like this! [me retching all over the place]". So I said things like, Oh I'm tired, etc. etc. Then we're playing truth or dare and I was dared to blindfold the person on my right and let her write her name on my leg (my friend's truth or dare app on her iTouch). LUCKY ME!! X was there!! So I figured I'd just wash it off later....pen comes off really easily in the pool btw....and X says, "I'm gonna write it in CHINESE!!!" EWWWWW EWWWW EWWW EWWW EWW EWEWWEWEW EWEWEWEWW! I was thinking what kinda freak ARE you!? So I just used a clicky pen and I clicked it so the nib wasn't out but X kept clicking it back (dunno how she knew-she was blindfolded) and checking that the nib was there SO SHE COULD WRITE HER FREAKIN' CHINESE NAME ON MY ARM (we decided on the arm instead of leg)! So I changed the pen and gave her one that didn't work and she was in the process of writing when she says, "It's not working." WHAT THE HECK?! HOW THE FREAK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE BLINDFOLDED!?!?!?And later when we're playing would you rather (another APP), X was looking over Emily's shoulder and her breath was like fogging up the screen she was so close and Emily's like looking at her all funny. Then later X's brother "Y" was crowding Emily (who was walking around the room trying to avoid him. It was funny). And after Xs family left Emily was like, "Her whole family has personal space issues." We were cracking up, talking about the annoying things X did.