Formula for Funny Story

My sister and i were cracking up and having a really good time on sunday making up stories based on "Character vs. MMO"
**MMO stands for Man-Made-Object**

Formula for funny Character vs. MMO story:
__________________hated his/ her/it's _______________. It was ____________________________.
(insert name of person)        (choose one)     (insert MMO)                    (insert bad things about MMO)

One day, his/her/its ________________ said, "Do you want a new________________?" ____________
    (same as before)   (insert type of relative)                                    (same MMO)               (same name)

said, "Sure!" _______________'s _________________ said, "Well, you're not getting one!"
                       (same name)            (same type of relative)                          
THE END
**make adjustments if necessary**

Examples:
Oswald hated his rice cooker. It was pink and old and never worked right and it always smelled like eggs. One day, his son said, "Daddy, do you want a new rice cooker?" Oswald said, "Sure!" Oswald's son said, "Well, you're not getting one!"

Toilet hated his chopsticks. They were old and crooked and borken and he kept hitting himself on the head with them (inspired by when i accidentally hit myself on the head with chopsticks at dinner). One day, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother's friend's friend said, "D-d-d-do y-y-y-you w-want a n-new p-p-p-p-pair of ch-ch-ch-chopsticks?" Toilet said, "Sure!" Toilet's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother's friend's friend said, "W-w-well, y-y-y-your n-n-n-not g-getting on-n-ne!"