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How fun! XD

My short list of long words

Floccinaucinihilipilification
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Spring BREAK?

Spring Break? I don't think so. Yours truly is expected to spend Spring Break studying and preparing for the Chinese School graduation test that I will probably fail. I can't even read the questions, so during the practice test I just guessed! How sad...
I do not wish to do this.
I despise chinese! I loathe chinese! I abhor chinese!
After all, "hate" is a very strong word...

Tennessee

Hey, y'all, I'm goin to Tennessee! I'm leaving on Thursday and coming back on Sunday. A very short trip. If I see Miley Cyrus I will tell her that she sucks and if I see Taylor Swift I will tell her that she rocks!
Anyone else doing something interesting? Comment on what you're up to during Spring Break.
This morning my grandma came into my room at 6:11 am and was like, get up! I was all confused...I thought she wanted me to get up to go with my dad to work (on Thursday, before we go to Tennessee, I'm supposed to go to work with my dad and sit somewhere during his meeting. A family that's friends with mine is also going to Tennessee and we're all taking a bus there, but one car isn't big enough to take all of us to the place where we board the bus and my dad also has a meeting that morning. So I have to go with my dad and we're going to board the bus at Delaware. Lucky me! I get to wake up at 5, sit in a boring office, and then go on a bus and not even get to choose where or whom I sit next to!), but then I remembered that that was on Thursday and today was Monday. Then I thought, she probably thinks I'm going to be late for Orchestra, so I said, "It's Spring Break!" My grandma was like, "oh...okay, well, go back to sleep then."
LOL!

Haircut

Yesterday my mom cut my hair...Yes, I know, my mom cuts it, but so what? My mom always cuts it. It was just a trim. And it doesn't really matter if the cut is perfectly even or not, because people wouldn't be able to tell anyway.
So I was combing my hair this morning and I thought of Severus Snape from A Very Potter Musical, which I've been watching recently. It's very funny and entertaining, so anyone who bothers reading this should check it out.

Weill Recital Hall at Carnegie Hall

Whoo! Guess where I went yesterday? That's right, Carnegie Hall! I played in the Music-Fest Rising Stars Competition (or something like that) and the Winner's Recital was yesterday. I played June from the Seasons by Tchaikovsky. It was pretty cool.

Cryptic Message!!! Can you figure it out?

Ru blf zxgfzoob ylgsvi gl urtfiv gsrh lfg blf lyerlfhov szev ml oruv.

I am mad

I am really mad! My sister barely did ANY of her chinese homework during four hours and my grandma's blaming ME!!! She was all like, "YOU JUST TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND SHE NEVER GETS ANY HOMEWORK DONE! YOU'RE EVILER THAN SNOW-WHITE'S STEPMOTHER!" (in chinese)
What are you blaming ME for!?!?!?!? Where did she even get that from!?!?!? I was just sitting there reading my book!!!!!!!!
My GOD people have such ISSUES these days!!!!!!!!

HPV shot

On Thursday I had to get an HPV shot. I don't know what for, and don't ask me. But for the yearly check-up in like nov. or dec. or something the doctor "stongly suggested" that i get the shots. and there are THREE of them! Which is stupid but whatever i had to get them anyway.
So the second HPV shot was given 2 me on thurs. And when we got there there was some dilemna or something. From what i could understand from the conversation between my mom and the front-desk people, the insurance company didn't cover them or something because apparently I wasn't supposed to get them? And my mom was all like "well the doctor stongly suggested that she get them..." and the nurse-dude was all like "well i don't know, you should probably call them [insurance company]"
why do i even have do get the shots? the insurance company even knew i wasn't supposed to get them!
But no one cared what i think, i still had to get the shot and the stupid nurse put the band-aid in the wrong place too! the whole doctor place is stupid! What kind of people do they think 13-yr-olds are? an HPV shot? seriously?  and the doctor said it's available for people 9+! NINE YEAR OLD ARE NOT GONNA GO AROUND...
you know what, i'm not even gonna say it.

Creepy Lady in Locker Room

After swim practice on Thursday, there was this weird fat lady in the locker room. She was making these strange noises....sorta like,

"NNNNN------UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

and like, over and over! it was really creepy and scary and i thought maybe she was dying or somthing?
Someone was like, "should we call 9-1-1?"
and @ first i thought mayb the blow-dryer broke or something but then when i walked past the area where she was before she wasn't near the blow-dryers anymore! And the sound was like coming from the bathroom stall but the door was open and...i was too scared to ask "are you ok?" so i just got my comb and ran back to the changing place and packed up my stuff and went home

but it was like really creepy! Like, maybe she was like having a seizure or something!! And no one had any idea what to do so we just didn't do anything...

Income Tax

Income taxes are so annoying! I mean, why can't they just give people less pay in the first place? I mean, if you think about it:

The way money circulates now:
Customers--> Companies/Stores-->Workers/Workers' Bank Accounts-->Government
                                                                                                 -->stores (spent money)

The way money should circulate that would be easier:
Customers-->Companies/Stores-->Workers/Workers' Bank Accounts-->stores (spent money)
                                                 -->Government


SOOO much easier!!

Chinese School Debate Team

Well this post is to Kelly:
I made the chinese school debate team! XD

but only like 10 people tried out and they picked 5 and half of them couldn't talk 4 their lives so i guess it's not THAT big of a deal...so i haven't done anything too impressive except for the fact that...

Continuing from Above

I'M GOING TO CARNEGIE HALL!!!

I got Grand Prize for the Music-Fest Competition! So I get to play there!

Footnotes

You know when you're reading a really good book and you're in a really good part and then there's a STINKIN WEIRD NUMBER next to a word and you're like what the heck? why is this here? and you get to the bottom of the page and you find teensy tiny print explaining what something means? It bothers me SOO much! I don't wanna stop and read footnotes! Especially the paragraph long ones, no!! I wanna read the story! Why do they even have them there? If they made things easy to understand they wouldn't need to put footnotes and life would me less aggravating!
Just another way to make life easier and better to think about...

Pronunciation Keys and Glossaries

You know what’s really annoying? That they put pronunciation keys and glossaries at the end of the book! You read the whole book, pronouncing everything wrong, or not knowing what half the strange words mean, then you get to the end of the book and THEN they tell you the important stuff! It’s so pointless! Like, why are you telling me this now, I already finished the book! I’m not gonna go back and read it over! I mean, at least put it In the FRONT of the book so people know beforehand, or make footnotes or something! But footnotes annoy me too….

So why can’t they make things EASY to understand and pronounce!? It would make life SO much easier for everyone!

Big Baby Dilemna

There's a girl, Anna, in my school who I've been friends with for a pretty long time.
She's very mean and annoying and vicious.
Evil, per se.
I hate her.
And I have for a while.

Let me give you some background info on the bad things she's done to me and my family, shall I?
~She used to show off her gymnastic skills during recess and completely ignore me. When I asked if she would teach me how to do a cartwheel, or hula hoop, or something, she'd say No and then practically rub it into my face how she could do thing I couldn't, or how since she was so "little and cute" people liked her better than me
~In third grade she told the class she was coming to my sleepover birthday party which i only invited like 3 people to...and all the girls in my class got mad at me, asking why i didn't invite them. I had to explain that I was only allowed to invite a few people but even then I could sense they were annoyed at me
~Once we got in a fight because apparently I ditched dora or said something mean to dora or something and Anna just stalked up to me at recess and hit me and then walked away after yelling something at me
~In sixth grade we had an awards ceremony and i got Spelling Star because i won the spelling bee in my unit. Anna was runner-up. So Anna got the spirit award and later on the bus she told me quite spitefully that if i didn't win the spelling bee I wouldn't have gotten any award.
~She told my friend i had a (nonexistent) "special problem" which was why no one wanted to share a bed with me when we go to Hershey Park at the end of the year(I'll explain the trip later)
~Once she shoved my sister Michelle off a table
And then, there's this recent awakening of old hatreds and issues:

This year for our music program trip to hershey park, we were thinking about rooming the same as last year, me, anna, dora, and joyce. You room with 3 other people, basically, for one night. Anna had been pretty nasty so I decided...I didn't really want to be with anna this year. Last year at the park when my group were in line for the Coal Cracker ride, Anna suddenly decided she didn't want to go on the ride and started ranting about how her stuff got all wet when we rode it in sixth grade. I was like, well we've been waiting in line for a while...and I want to go on the ride. So she takes the ziploc bag of all our electronics (so they wouldn't get busted when they got wet) our of her backpack, takes out her phone and iPod, drops the ziploc bad into my hands, turns around, and leaves. When my group came off the ride we saw anna bawling her eyes out with some girls patting her shoulder and reassuring her. They saw us and immediately confronted us, demanding "why'd you just ditch anna!? you guys are so mean!" We explained how it wasn't that we ditched her, but vice-versa. Anna had ditched us. In a heat of rage and annoyance dora just left somewhere and anna ran off looking for her. We spent a LOONG time finding them and making everything smooth again. It's just like anna had said when pacing back and forth hysterically, looking for dora: "This is the WORST hershy trip ever!"
After something like that, can you blame me for wanting my LAST year at middle school, my LAST hershey trip, to go all right? To actually be able to enjoy myself without dreading the quickly arriving high school that's looming over my head? Or to not worry about some drama queen running off and turning people against me?
So Joyce was saying to me, I'd rather have camile. Camile is a nice, funny person. She's calm (*cough cough anna cough cough*) and has an agreeable disposition. She just seems like the person who radiates the message "I'm nice! I'll compromise! I'll listen and comfort you!" Even if she can get kind of annoying at times, she's not a bad person. And it's not like she ever gets mean intentionally (again, *cough cough anna cough cough*). So I thought, hey! here's a good idea! I would MUCH rather have Camile than Anna. So we asked Dora, who apathetically said, "i don't really care...i'm ok with either."
The next issue was telling anna our decision.
Joyce said she was terrified of Anna. And Joyce doesn't even know her like I do! I was scared too, because Anna definitely has the potential to turn the whole school against me. So after much thought and careful planning, I sent Anna a text on Tuesday which, frankly, I think, was pretty nice. Nicer than saying "Hey, we're ditching you!" anyway. It went like this:
So, yeah, here's the deal...me and joyce kinda want camile in our room and dora doesn't care who, so yeah...we could help you find another room or something? Point is, we want camile...PLZ don't feel bad we don't hate you...we'd just feel more comfortable with camile...Sry
Well of course you know i DO hate her, but I didn't want her to feel even worse that we were, without beating around the bush, "kicking her out". So i made a tiny white lie that was intended to make the receiver of the message feel better. And what does Anna do?

I came into Orchestra this morning and was sitting there shaking like a leaf in a windstorm, frightened out of my wits. I heard anna whining to my friend Pallavi about how
"she texted me! she couldn't even say it to my FACE!"
gulp.

I went and talked to Pallavi for a while, and then Gordon came in and said "I heard...you guys are such d*cks."
double gulp.
That was NOT a good way to start my day.

I stumbled through the day. I was deathly afraid that everyone was going to hate me. Also that Anna might go to a teacher. I wouldn't have put it past her.
I mean, seriously. Who do you think teachers are going to pick sides with? Me?
Or cute adowable wittle anna?
Not a comforting thought.
According to some of my friends, she was telling everyone in Kappa about how I ditched her. Oh, and that she said I could f*ck off.

So the stressful day finally ends and I'm ready to go home. I'm standing outside talking to my friends and this girl Jess comes over and says to me, "You ditched anna!?"
triple gulp.

But you know, whatever.
Anna really is a hypocrite. So I know I'm right. And I don't have to worry about what anyone thinks.

She ranted about how I couldn't say it to her face, but she didn't come whining about it to my face either.
She said I could f*ck off, but that's what she got mad at me for: I DID f*ck off, but all I did was take my hershey roommates with me!
She acted like she had soo many friends before. Then why is it such a problem for her to find new friends?

I was worried at first, but I don't really care anymore.
Because as long as you don't make it a big deal...it's not.

You see, I kinda think of anna as a drug...the thought just came to me yesterday when playing piano. i mean, at first you hang out with anna (take drug) and it's fun. then you get addicted...you can't stop hanging out with her cuz she's so "funny" and "cute" and entertaining or whatever. and it's slowly breaking you down, doing bad things to you...and you decide, well I can't hang with anna anymore. i can't take this drug anymore. and you decide to quit but she won't let go, she's clinging, like when you can't quit drugs. and when you finally get rid of her, shake her off, let her know you mean business (like i did), WOWW!! You feel so happy all the time...it almost brings tears to my eyes to think about how I was restraining myself all those years and practically whipping myself over and over, day after day, just by being friends with anna.I was slowly killing myself and now I'm healing. i feel so free, like there's nothing keeping me from doing what i want to do, saying what I want to say. I don't have to worry about some brat going "ugh, ur SO stupid..." constantly...

Formula for Funny Story

My sister and i were cracking up and having a really good time on sunday making up stories based on "Character vs. MMO"
**MMO stands for Man-Made-Object**

Formula for funny Character vs. MMO story:
__________________hated his/ her/it's _______________. It was ____________________________.
(insert name of person)        (choose one)     (insert MMO)                    (insert bad things about MMO)

One day, his/her/its ________________ said, "Do you want a new________________?" ____________
    (same as before)   (insert type of relative)                                    (same MMO)               (same name)

said, "Sure!" _______________'s _________________ said, "Well, you're not getting one!"
                       (same name)            (same type of relative)                          
THE END
**make adjustments if necessary**

Examples:
Oswald hated his rice cooker. It was pink and old and never worked right and it always smelled like eggs. One day, his son said, "Daddy, do you want a new rice cooker?" Oswald said, "Sure!" Oswald's son said, "Well, you're not getting one!"

Toilet hated his chopsticks. They were old and crooked and borken and he kept hitting himself on the head with them (inspired by when i accidentally hit myself on the head with chopsticks at dinner). One day, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother's friend's friend said, "D-d-d-do y-y-y-you w-want a n-new p-p-p-p-pair of ch-ch-ch-chopsticks?" Toilet said, "Sure!" Toilet's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother's friend's friend said, "W-w-well, y-y-y-your n-n-n-not g-getting on-n-ne!"