10. Take the quizzes online to find out what house you’d be in.
9. Run to the mailbox every day until you’re twelve, hoping to get a letter telling you that you’ve been accepted to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
8. If you never received a letter, try and put yourself in slightly death-threatening situations to see if your magic will kick in.
7. Buy robes and wear them all the time. Buy a quill pen and start using that for your homework assignments and any other time you write.
6. Start referring to Lord Voldemort as “You-Know-Who” or “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”.
5. Talk in a British accent all the time.
4. Find objects that are similar to the Hallows. Or make replicas.
3. Attempt to make wands with various materials found outdoors.
2. Try all the spells in the books with your “wand”. After, of course, attempting to list all of them by memory.
1. Go to London and try and get through Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, then scream with frustration when it doesn’t work.
Extra (# 11): Tell Twilight fans that Harry Potter is so much better and that Twilight is a bunch of rubbish. Werewolves can only be created when bitten by a werewolf, not through genetics! Then they'd just become irritable around full moon, and like their meat slightly undercooked. Also, vampires aren't sparkly.
9. Run to the mailbox every day until you’re twelve, hoping to get a letter telling you that you’ve been accepted to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
8. If you never received a letter, try and put yourself in slightly death-threatening situations to see if your magic will kick in.
7. Buy robes and wear them all the time. Buy a quill pen and start using that for your homework assignments and any other time you write.
6. Start referring to Lord Voldemort as “You-Know-Who” or “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”.
5. Talk in a British accent all the time.
4. Find objects that are similar to the Hallows. Or make replicas.
3. Attempt to make wands with various materials found outdoors.
2. Try all the spells in the books with your “wand”. After, of course, attempting to list all of them by memory.
1. Go to London and try and get through Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, then scream with frustration when it doesn’t work.
Extra (# 11): Tell Twilight fans that Harry Potter is so much better and that Twilight is a bunch of rubbish. Werewolves can only be created when bitten by a werewolf, not through genetics! Then they'd just become irritable around full moon, and like their meat slightly undercooked. Also, vampires aren't sparkly.
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