awesome quotes that I enjoy

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." -Steve Martin
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." -Charles M. Schulz
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." -Groucho Marx
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse." -Thomas Steven Szasz (I love this dude's last name!)
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." -Orson Welles
"I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER"." - Groucho Marx (Groucho and Me)
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Whatever it is, I'm against it." - Groucho Marx
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx
"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you." - Groucho Marx
"What in the name of Voldy’s pasty-white rear end was that?" -G. Norman Lippert (James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing)
"I hate to say it, but it can’t be much of a dark conspiracy if a trio of first-year shlubs like us have worked it all out." -G. Norman Lippert (James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing)
"Professor Longbottom only assigned us to write about spynuswort because it’s one of the three most useful plants in the magical world. If we were to write about every one of its uses, we’d be turning in encyclopedias, you silly boy." -G. Norman Lippert (James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing)
"Well, they’re magical wardrobes, of course, although they don’t lead to any fairy wonderlands." -G. Norman Lippert (James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing)
"We can’t let it be controlled by the sorts of people who believe Voldemort was just some misunderstood sweetie who wanted everybody to be pals." -G. Norman Lippert (James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing)
"Potter, you really are just as foolish and preposterously self-absorbed as your father." -G. Norman Lippert (James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing)

which one is your favorite? comment