Goggles

My swim coach always yells at me because apparently I close my eyes all the time when swimming which is bad (how?? I don't get it) and I roll my eyes too much. So I've been wanting to get new goggles for a while because my old ones are retarded and leak and stuff. So the Sunday when I bought the dresses I also got a new pair of goggles and a new swimsuit (that I HATE now and will explain later why). I did what my friend suggested and got goggles with MIRRORED LENSES! So now my coach can't see my eyes!! I can close my eyes and roll my eyes ALL I WANT and he won't be able to tell!! hahahahahahaha!! *laughs evilly*