Motto of the.....year? month? week? day? Well until I change it anyway

If I'm not last, I'm okay.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

One of my BIGGEST pet peeves EVER

I hate it SO much when people leave the room and don't close the door.
I mean honestly?! It's just plain rude.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

10 Ways to Annoy People While Playing Ping-Pong

1. Make irritating noises every time your paddle makes contact with the ball.
2. Hit the ball as far as you can, missing the table, at every given opportunity; say "oops" each time. This works extremely well if it is a big room and your opponent has to run after the ball.
3. Miss the ball extremely often.
4. Take an extremely long time getting the ball each time you miss it.
5. Instead of picking up the ball, simply flick it with your paddle until it rolls across the room. Proceed by saying "it's on your side" and making your partner pick up the ball.
6. Sing that part from "Bananaphone" ("ping-pong ping-pong ping-pong ping, bananaphoneeeee") over and over.
7. After missing the ball, scream "I GIVE UP!" Smash your paddle on the table and storm away.
8. Step on the ball. Repeatedly.
9. Play with your undominant hand (right-handed people play with their left hand, and vice-versa).
10. Say "I WIN!" each time your opponent misses the ball.